I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
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