I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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