Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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