we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
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