need another drink. this is the easiest way
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
