is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
love makes seman taste better
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
wow bdsm is so cute
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