i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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