this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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