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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
My liver is preforming stress tests.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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