Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
