:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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