worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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