ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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