So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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