Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
