This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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