I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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