so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
