You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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