I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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