I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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