ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
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