She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Randomize
