It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
The best revenge is premature balding
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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