I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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