So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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