ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
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Do I have a choice?
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stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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