That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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