What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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