I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
im holly from the hills drunk
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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