you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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