Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I CAN MOONWALK!
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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