lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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