gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
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So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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