Hey man sorry I got all grabby
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
