The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
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