You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
Randomize
