i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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