I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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