So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
The power of my boobs compel you
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
there is puke in my bra ... again
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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