I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
