new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
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