: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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