At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished�
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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