Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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