think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
tell me about the eggs
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