this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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