i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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