Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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