I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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